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The 35 Craziest Flavored Vodkas Ever

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So, you think vodka is boring because it’s flavorless? Well, the industry heard you loud and clear, and rewarded you, for better or worse, with a plethora of flavored vodkas. While the brands started simply with flavors like citrus, vanilla and raspberry, they quickly went out of their minds, spinning a roulette wheel of flavors to come up with some absolutely insane options. Here, the weirdest flavored vodkas on the market right now.

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Bacon

Bakon

A product of the Great Bacon Craze of 2009, Bakon’s bacon-flavored vodka gives Bloody Marys a subtle, smoky meat flavor. It’s also the perfect pairing for this classic bacon monstrosity.  

Ivanabitch

Tobacco

Ivanabitch

For those who mourn the disappearance of smoke-filled dive bars, Ivanabitch (real name) offers a tobacco-and-menthol-flavored vodka. It tastes just like the time you accidentally dropped a Kool into your vodka Martini and just kept drinking it anyway.  

Naga Chilli Vodka

250,000 Scovilles

Naga Chilli

The Scoville scale measures the spice level in chile peppers. For example, a jalapeño comes in at 3,500 SHU (Scoville heat units). Naga Chilli vodka comes in at a whopping 250,000 SHU. Proceed with caution and a tall glass of milk.

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Glazed Donut

360

Homer Simpson’s spirit of choice.  

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PB&J

Van Gogh

It tastes like liquid recess.

Naked Jay Vodka

Dill Pickle

Naked Jay

Picklebacks, with their separate shots of liquor and brine, are just way too much work.

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Tomato

Crop Harvest Earth Organic

For the bloodiest of Bloody Marys.

Wave Vodka

Chocolate Covered Pretzel

Wave

Essentially the chocolate version of salted caramel flavored vodka (also a real thing) with, we can only assume, a hint of yeast.

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Frosting

Cupcake

Everyone knows the best part of a cupcake is the frosting, even Cupcake brand vodka.  

 

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Fresh Cut Grass

Oddka

Fresh cut grass is one of the top five scents of all time—this is not up for debate—but we’d never thought about drinking the stuff before. This could be a yard chore game changer.   

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Electricity

Oddka

Electricity-flavored vodka is worrying for a couple of reasons. The first being that YOU CANNOT DRINK ELECTRICITY. The second being that NO REALLY IT’S NOT POTABLE. It does, however, make us rethink our recipe for our Pokémon Team Instinct signature cocktail.

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Wasabi

Oddka

This Oddka offering doesn’t frighten us nearly as much as Electricity, since it might taste awesome in our green, sushi-inspired Maki Mary.

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Salty Caramel Popcorn

Oddka

Buttered popcorn vodka might have left the shelves, but Salty Caramel Popcorn vodka is here to stay—a perfect spirit for an awards show viewing party.

Smirnoff

Cinnamon Churros

Smirnoff

We have no problem with this. Churros rule.

Smirnoff

Root Beer Float

Smirnoff

Spiking an ice cream float with hard root beer is a great idea, but this vodka encourages you to go even harder.

Smirnoff

Red, White and Berry

Smirnoff

Per Smirnoff, this patriotic tipple “tastes like freedom.”

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Smoked Salmon

Alaska Distillery

The most Alaska thing to ever Alaska, salty, savory smoked salmon vodka is a Bloody Caesar match made in brunch heaven.

Alaska Distillery

Hemp Seed

Alaska Distillery

Don’t get too excited: This hemp infusion will only get you tipsy, putting this vodka squarely in the ranks of THC-free cannabis alcohol.  

Three Olives Vodka

Bubble Gum

Three Olives

The only way to blow bubbles with this vodka is through a straw. Trust us, we tried doing it with our mouths and just ended up with very wet shirts.

Three Olives Vodka

Loopy

Three Olives

A not so subtle but trademark-infringement-free nod to Fruit Loops, Loopy vodka purports to taste like a bowlful of cereal—just add milk.  

Three Olives Vodka

Tartz

Three Olives

This is SweeTart-flavored vodka is just begging to be smuggled into a movie theater.

Three Olives Vodka

Purple

Three Olives

Just to be clear, “purple” is not, and never has been, a flavor. But, according to Three Olives, it tastes like frozen grapes.

Three Olives Vodka

S’mores

Three Olives

The only acceptable way to drink S’mores-flavored vodka is in shot glasses made from toasted marshmallows.

Burnett's Vodka

Cherry Cola

Burnett’s

Coke and vodka might sounds like a strange combination—unless you’re Taylor Swift, whose prefered cocktail is vodka and Diet Coke. Taylor, we found your new post-show drink.

Burnett's Vodka

Sugar Cookie

Burnett’s

While not as universally beloved as its chocolate chip cousin, the sugar cookie is a basic crowd pleaser. We can’t imagine this vodka would be too offensive to anyone with a decent sweet tooth.

Pinnacle Vodka

County Fair Cotton

Pinnacle

Since cotton candy is just spun sugar, this vodka could simply be called “sugar-flavored.”

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Peppermint Bark

Pinnacle

Inspired by the classic Christmas candy, this vodka would make a mean spiked hot cocoa.

Pinnacle Vodka

Red Liquorice

Pinnacle

Best drunk through a Red Vine straw.

Pinnacle Vodka

Cookie Dough

Pinnacle

The ultimate vodka for anyone who buys cookie dough regularly but never actually baked a batch of chocolate chip cookies.

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Pumpkin Pie

Pinnacle

While we anxiously await the inevitable arrival of a pumpkin spice latté-flavored vodka, we’ll settle for the next best thing: pumpkin pie-flavored vodka. There’s also a pecan pie variety if you prefer to drink a different Thanksgiving dessert.

Pinnacle Vodka

Strawberry Shortcake

Pinnacle

Birthday cake vodka is so passé. It’s all about different types of cake now, most notably America’s pretty pink favorite: strawberry shortcake.

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Mimosa

Pinnacle

When brunch just isn’t boozy enough, add this to your regular Mimosa.

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Rainbow Sherbet

Pinnacle

Don’t just taste the rainbow. Drink it.

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Various Flavors of Whipped Cream

Pinnacle

Tired of boring old whipped cream vodka? Good news. Pinnacle now makes a slew of flavored whipped cream vodkas including cherry, key lime, chocolate and orange.

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Cinnabon

Pinnacle

One of the Supercall staffers may happen to own a bottle and may happen to drink it occasionally and may happen to think it’s awesome...SUE ME.

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