Nick Miller of New Girl delivers plenty of unique opinions—like, “If we needed to talk about feelings, they would be called ‘talkings,’” or, “I’m not convinced I know how to read. I’ve just memorized a lot of words,” or “I don’t trust fish. They breathe water… That’s crazy.” But as a bar owner, his best tidbits of wisdom are saved for the subject of drinking. And because you should always take advice from a self-professed 30-year-old bartender without health insurance, we gathered Nick’s best lines about all things booze.
On making serious cocktails at the bar
“I only want to make a drink a coal miner would want. Straight forward. Honest. Something that says, ‘I work in a hole.'”
On immune systems
“I’m not going to get sick. No germ can live in a body that is 65 percent beer.”
"You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol."