If you answered true, congratulations! You’re making America great again. Enroll in Trump University today,
drain your savings complete your degree and receive 10 percent off the cost of the diploma, which has a watermark on it that looks just like Cartier and comes framed in genuine imitation mahogany. It’s really, really classy.
If you answered false, chug a margarita made with limes picked by American citizens and Trump Vodka. Trump Vodka makes the greatest margaritas in the world, folks. The best bartenders tell me that all the time. It’s terrific. They come up to me all the time.
Some people, who clearly wouldn’t know a joke if it bit ‘em in the seat of their pantsuit, are suggesting that I’ve advocated for the assassination of Crooked Hillary. That’s ridiculous. I never said any such thing. Look it up! I said I love the Second Amendment. And I do! It’s a terrific amendment. Better than the first one, that’s for sure. No but I love all my Second Amendment people out there. You know who you are. And you know what to do.
So the way this part of the game works is you love the Second Amendment as much as I do and you worry that Crooked Hillary and her liberal supporters are gonna take away your guns—which they will, let me tell you—and maybe you track them down and give them a few shots. I’m not saying you should. I’m winking now, by the way. You can’t see it, but I’m winking. Shots.
OK, punishment time. This part didn’t have any drinking in it, so drink a shot of Trump Vodka. It’s the best.
OK, this just blows my mind, folks. I mean this is Grade A-level crazy stuff. I’m hearing that some left wing wackos out there are going around saying that Part 2 of this drinking game is a subtle call to violence against my opponent and her supporters. Are you kidding me?! A subtle call to violence, you believe that? First off, I don't do subtle. Show me someone who’s subtle, and I’ll show you a loser, ok? Second, everyone knows that when I said Crooked Hillary and her Second Amendment-abolishing, soft-on-crime supporters ought to be shot, I meant with Trump Vodka. Which tastes great in a Manhattan, by the way. Believe me, I know. I own Manhattan.