One of the basic laws of the universe is stated definitively by legendary cartoonist Kliban in the title of his book Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head and Other Drawings. Today I come to you to confess my sins. I have violated this rule. Or, rather, a corollary to this rule.
I drank something bigger than my head.
In my defense, I was aided and abetted by PH-D Terrace, the bar that sits atop Dream Hotel in midtown Manhattan. And I can say definitively that PH-D Terrace has meddled in affairs mankind has no business with. They heard the call of the dark lord of American excess. And were they chastened by this close encounter? Nay. They were emboldened.