When you were in college, you drank like you were in college. You gulped down Solo cup upon Solo cup of Jungle Juice like you were in college. You took shots of Fireball like you were in college. You drank shower beers like you were in college. But when you grew up, you set aside collegiate things. Now, you make real punches for parties. You still sip Fireball—but it is of your own creation. And the greatest of these things is shower beers—except you don’t drink shower beers any more. You drink bathtub cocktails.
This list of best-ever bathtime cocktails has been curated for maximum enhancement of your you-time. We’ve said too much already.