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4 Sexual Innuendo Cocktails to Get (Un)comfortable With

Sometimes you drink sloe gin fast, but other times you drink it slow (with the Marvin Gaye Pandora station queued up). This classic long drink mixes the berry liqueur with vodka and that mischievous Southern staple, SoCo. Just try keeping a straight face asking for one of these.

We don’t know exactly what makes sambuca and Irish cream slippery or nipple-like (nor do we want to know), but we do know we enjoy the taste of the creamy, anise-spiked shot.

The reference to extremely chilly undergarments may not get you hot and bothered, but the slushy mixture of pink lemonade, strawberries, decadent ice cream and more gin than you might think will certainly get the party started.

Including the word “sex” in the name of a drink pretty much disqualifies it as innuendo, but we’ll let that slide in the case of this stalwart of awkward ordering encounters. Invented to satisfy spring breakers in 1980s Florida, the drink prominently features peach schnapps, the most tantalizing of fruit liqueurs. Be wooed by its bright colors, and forget all about the embarrassment of asking for one out loud.