Burger King recently unleashed its latest culinary delight, the Whopperrito, on an unsuspecting world. Compared to some other Instagram-famous foods out there, the Whopperrito is relatively mundane—it’s really just a burger with slightly spicier beef stuffed into a tortilla. And we can’t help but feel like the creative team gave up after coming up with the name, which, let’s be honest, is complete genius.
Don’t worry, BK. We’ll take it from here.
We decided that the best way to improve upon Burger King’s masterpiece was to make it into (what else?) a cocktail. So we threw a freshly-made Whopperrito into a blender along with a strawberry shake. Finally, we added tequila and lime juice, and pushed blend. After seeing the chunky results, we pressed blend again for a very, very long time. Then, we drank it. Oh, heaven help us, we drank it.