Summertime is about the simple things in life, like the chill of an Otter Pop on a hot day. But this is 2018, and all of the best treats from the ‘90s have been boozified. Slim Chillers Skinny Freezers, a line of alcohol-filled freeze pops, has taken the clear plastic tubes of flavored ice that we all know and love and added alcohol.
Skinny Freezers are eight percent abv and just 100 calories. According to the Slim Chillers website, they’re made with eight-times distilled and charcoal filtered vodka. They come in four flavors: Cosmopolitan (cranberry, orange and lime flavor), Watermelon Lemonade, Appletini (“like biting into a Granny Smith apple”) and Lemon Drop (“just the right lemon zest and flavor”). Who even cares about the low calories? These popsicles are stronger than a beer and, brain freeze aside, too easy to crunch down.