It’s quite possible you’ve never ordered a Pornstar Martini before, but now you can skip the shame of asking your bartender what it is and spread it on your toast instead. Firebox, the company behind Spreadable Gin and Tonic and liquor made with the tears of mythical creatures, now sells Spreadable Pornstar marmalade made with vodka and passion fruit.
The marmalade is made with sugar, oranges, lime, lemon, passion fruit puree, passion fruit, vodka, citric acid and vanilla. There’s not enough vodka in it to get you tipsy, it’s just added for flavor and to make it taste like a proper Pornstar Martini should.
Firebox describes “each sinful spoonful contains real ripe passion fruit puree, balanced out with juicy oranges and tart citrus, and straddled by a vicious twist of vodka,” adding, “spread it, drink it, bake with it, lick it, spoon it, swallow it, sensually smear it over your lover.” There’s also a disclaimer that Spreadable Pornstar is “a bit sticky.”